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Friday, November 14, 2008

Misti's spoilt parts

Misti and her stomach should have separate brains so that one does not affect the other.
She is always suffering from gastritis because her heart controls her head and the head controls her tummy. Result: Excessive stomach acid juices pouring onto her stomach walls. She needs no coke to wash them walls. Misti needs a new head I think. Or a new heart.

30 comments:

Doreen said...

Nah, no new head needed, no need new heart. You need a day off!

lisalove said...

your heart is good!
so is your head!

you need me to discipline you!!! :P

must be irregular meals *spank*
taking too much spicy and oily food *spank summore*
coke?? so gassy and acidic *handcuff u*
need whipping too??! :P

definitely definitely not enough sleep and rest, m'dear.
*sayang back*

you need a break!

mistipurple said...

#DOREEN: all spoilt parts already leh. i think too late for any mechanic.

mistipurple said...

#LISALOVE: lol sweet sayangz!
i take regular meals, that's why goner. i am too screwed in the head and heart. no more spicy meals and no coke too. see? like that still get a hole in the stomach. i think i am screwed.

oceanskies79 said...

I wish you good health. Take care of yourself so that you have the good health to realise your dreams and vision, please.

mistipurple said...

#OCEANSKIES: i will. :)
i am alive so i move up and down like the stock market. ;p

Pete said...

Kaffir lime leaves are good for the stomach. Add this to your cooking!

Chen said...

remember to take regular meal woh, and don't skip meal. Ah Boy would love to share his doggy food with u too, to ensure u dun miss out your meal ;)

ehon said...

or both?

angeles said...

overhaul ah? if 2 engines overhaul, cheaper, hai mai? or, we can oso ajak goolybu... ;-)

kyh said...

aaiks!!! i wish u're ok. i've had that b4 when i was too hungreeee. so painful! ouchie!

U.Lee said...

Hi Misti, come live in my heart and pay no rent. You are really hilarious with your postings.
Hey, pop over, got something nice for you.
Might help cure your head or tum tum or whatever, ha ha. Lee.

mistipurple said...

#PETE: i googled kaffir lime leaves. thanks. i think the thai food around got plenty. i used to not like the mix, now i will try to tolerate the taste. maybe they mixed too much, this particular stall near my house.

exile said...

nah, a good oil change and a tune-up and you'll be good to go

PureGlutton said...

Erhmm...how does the heart do the tummy do the head ahh? Don't quite understand the process flow wor... But watever it is, i'm sure yr heart and head are fine la!

mistipurple said...

#CHEN: ah boy so shweet. thankew ah boy. come i share with you mango. hehe. you can have the whole one actually. sweet one. but too sour for me still. hahha

mistipurple said...

#EHON: you can clone new ones yet? :p

mistipurple said...

#ANGELES: ya, two cheaper. like 3-in-1 kopi susu.
here very noisy at the moment cannot think. musicians inside turning into animals. so the metamorphosis meantime is deafening.

mistipurple said...

#KYH: i am ok, thanks. just a bit deaf temporary. using ear filters (ear plugs) at the moment. i think those fellas inside already partial deaf.

mistipurple said...

#U.LEE: unker, i not a bit deaf. u've got to shout a little louder.
i love the slinky dress you got me. i will wear tomorrow night okay? we go catch mosquitoes together.

mistipurple said...

#EXILE: you'll oil me tonight, master pleez? :)))

mistipurple said...

#PUREGLUTTON: now ear kena.
want to eat fish tonight? you are not a fish right? ...

Trinity said...

oh dear...oh dear... (but LOL to LIsalove's spank)

I need a new head too, but better one... please.. not worse one.. hehehe...

Doreen said...

I love you
I miss you
I hug you
I kiss you
Where are you?

mistipurple said...

#TRINITY: ya, new heads are good once in a while.. er..

mistipurple said...

#DOREEN: i love you babe. i am lost i think. the mortal world sux. lemme climb out of my hole. i will be with you soon. i think. lol.

PEPSI COLA said...

you see ? its better drink Pepsi than Coca Cola....less holes

Selba said...

hope that you are doing fine.. *hugs*

mistipurple said...

#PEPSI COLA: gassy drinks' out for me at the moment. gives me.. not gas, but gastric. i'll settle for milo. but that may have melamine. i hope not though. i am turning plastic-ky soon.

mistipurple said...

#SELBA: me the okay lah. don't worry. caught in blog limbo. cannot always rant non stop, hahha.