48 Concubines - Chapter Four

I have been given the honor to do the Chapter Four Episode by Princess A. The Princess has lovingly pasted everything there, and those not in the know can skip over to see how it all started!
The saga of the 48 Concubines continues..

Concubine W swished into the Emperor’s Chamber, with her hairball in a tight bun and Master Liucas cradled in her arms. The Emperor put his LV balls aside, just this once.
He quickly ushered Concubine W to his gold carved sofa to rest her pretty feet. She held on tight to her Emperor’s hands and stood on the sofa instead, explaining, " you get the best view from here, honest!"

Bewildered, he let her be, and beckoned his reluctant Eunuch (cos he does not want to get castrated) to get the bbq-ed pai kuat and klang klangs from the Imperial Kitchen. By then, Concubine W climbed down from his sofa and sat down to feast. Master Liucas of course had to have the pai kuat. The klang klangs.. er.. well, let’s say they were prized aphrodisiacs, devoured only on special occasions; in this instant, the Emperor’s extended Birthday Celebrations.

After dinner, the Emperor needed to have his Apple. He cannot live without an apple a day, the advice given by his Imperial Doctor. He shared his Apple with his pretty concubine.

Feeling a little reeled by her beauty, he looked into her eyes. Fueled by the earlier klang klang meal she had, she felt a little hot under his stares. She needed to get some clothes off… He, on the other hand, had his New Clothes on, though he had been wondering all day, why his klang klangs felt refreshingly free. His Imperial Tailor probably got it right this time, he thought. He felt the winds, he felt utter freedom, inexpressible!

By then, it was dessert time, Concubine W felt it befitting to serve him lychees (lychees plucked fresh from the Imperial Garden, CHEH!). She stood on his sofa again, and fed him, lychee by lychee, and he, stood, terklang-klang for each mouthful. Such a beautiful sight to behold….

In the background, a song came through in his Emperor’s mind.. "I do cherish you ..for the rest of my life…You don't have to think twice…I will love you still…From the depths of my soul.. It's beyond my control…"

Addendum: WAKAKAA! the princess reminded me it's supposed to be a 3/some or 4/some..
*scratch head.. okie here goes*
Whilst feeding her Emperor lychees, there was a urgent knock from the next room. Concubine M needed to pee, and had to past through the main hall, which somewhat connects from this room. Concubine C, who has been watching through the balcony, rushes into a change of clothes into The Jaga. The Jaga rushes ahead of Concubine M to do a quick polish on the toilet seat. By then, Concubine A rushes in too. She has been waiting way too long for the 3/some or 4/some to start. (author now perspiring like siao on how to squeeze the klangklangs into action for the 4/some)
They (Concubine M, A, W, C) spot a bed in the next room!!!!! almost untouched bed? how could this be?? Concubine C cannot count properly as one can obviously see right now. We're going to have a 6/some??? We cannot leave out the Texan cowboy peering in from the other balcony too! OKAY, ALL JUMP INTO BED, INCLUDING THE EMPEROR OF COURSE!! KAOTIM SAI!! SEMUA IN BED!!!! happies now? Princess A? *tries to wake up the fainted princess with.... ammonia?? LIUCAS!!! come quick!!*

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and now I pass the next episode to the Imperial Doctor!!!!! KKKKK!! KKHH!!!